Montreal!

So it’s been just about a week and a half and I’ve done three delivers. Even better, it means I’ve knocked out three hockey arenas! My list of seeing all 30 is even shorter now! (Post for Ottawa and Boston to follow) 1. Philadelphia Flyers 2. Washington Capitals 3. Carolina Hurricanes 4. Florida Panthers Montreal was quite beautiful and fun despite being on total edge of not understanding French! I got lost thanks to that cunt SIRI and got sent through downtown Montreal during rush hour traffic, in a 42 foot diesel no less. I am lucky I remembered that Oest and Est were West and East. After delivery I took a $20 cab to Saint Julie, then took the 600 bus to downtown. From there I stayed at the hostel, L’Auberge A’pero. I finally figured out I was pronouncing Auberge wrong, apparently it’s AOOWWWBEEEHHHRRRGGGGEEE. Fucking French. I went straight to Centre Bell, first taking pics before going to the Habs Zone, and then off to La Cage Aux Sports, aka the Canadiens themed restaurant. Pics! Afterwards I went for a walk downtown, checking out Cresent street and a little shopping district. I even met this dude in a Canucks jersey! He told me he got a Cory jersey on sale for $40 at a store that was closed for the day. I didn’t get to stay out too late as I had an early flight at Pierre Elliot Trudeau Aerport. It was quite the little adventure with a 3 hour layover in Philly.

Vanessa and The Jets! Winnipeg, that is.

In my defense, it’s hard to update a blog as a trucker! My next run was to Providence, Rhode Island area. I wanted to run up to Boston to check out the TD Garden as I have yet to see, but it would have cost me too much extra and ruined my schedule for my next run. My next run was phenomenal, I went too…Grande Prairie..ALBERTA! That’s right, a 2100 mile drive, going past Edmonton and into the farthest northern spot I’ve ever been. Moose signs a-plenty, it was Canada heaven for almost a week. I went in via Portal, North Dakota, enjoying Saskatchewan and up to Edmonton in two days. I was in search of Albert and Claude Moose, two more dolls I wanted wearing an Oilers and Flames jersey. I had last seen them a year ago at the Flying J in Saskatoon. Naturally when I got there and saw they were no longer in stock, I cried over my Denny’s pancakes and apologized to Pierre for not being able to locate his brothers. So you could imagine my shock and glee when I entered the Flying J in Sherwood Park (a suburb of Edmonton) and found Claude the Flames moose. Unfortunately, they were all sold out of Albert. At any rate, I’m so happy to welcome this new moose in to the family. Afterwards I got to explore Alberta 43 into the gorgeousness of the northern prairies. I didn’t get to explore Grande Prairie as I was scheduled to ride the 5pm greyhound back to Edmonton, but it was a far larger city than I expected. Aftewards, I met with my tow partner Jerry at the Greyhound and we made it into Innesboro for the evening. The next day, I got to stop at the Lloydmister Mall where I got my Canucks jersey. They said they had a Cory sale and everything was sold out. :( They did carry XS Oilers jerseys, which further proved my point that the NHL is full of shit when they say, “we don’t make XS jerseys!”. I got myself a baby doll Oilers tee since I never got to see their team store. We also stopped in Yorton, SK where I got to meet an online friend, a fellow Queens of the Stone Age lover. It was so nice to surprise someone like that, and to meet someone I’d known for two years. Okay, maybe I’m nuts? We got to the Flying J of Winnipeg for the evening camp out, leaving me disappointed to find they only had Jets bears, I guess they don’t like moose around there. The next morning we went straight to downtown Winnipeg and I got to see the MTS Center for the first time! That area, Assinaboine, I thought it was pronounced ASS-IN-BONE, so naturally I had a good American laugh. At the team store, I got a Bogosian tee and almost caved into a gorgeous XS Jets jersey and jacket, but my inner jewness reminded me not to waste money. I snapped lots of pics before we went back to the car to find….it gone. We had been towed by the city! They said we parked too close to the bus stop. A bus stop that was behind a parking meter, the one that we parked like 5 feet in front of. Luckily getting the car back was only $100, so we split it. But we still plan to fight the city. Friendly Manitoba my ass! Alas, I will not let this poopstain my opinion of the Jets! I wanted something of the Manitoba Moose but I found nothing. I would especially like the Cory Schneider bobblehead, but I’m sure that would end with me in the ER because I would accidentally fall with my legs spread out and Cory’s head winds up lodged in my vagina. Hockey season is almost here, I can feel it!

My Cory Schneider Got Married

Cory Schneider got married on July 26 in Cape Cod. My heart shed a few tears that day. I wasn’t feeling too good about myself and I feel like seeing my hockey babe getting married was just a further reminder that my life is going nowhere. I’m still desperate to sell my ginger romance novel and get my comedy career underway, but I don’t have good luck in anything. I wonder what other Canucks were there. Not gonna lie, I was nosy and googled “Cory Schneider wedding”. If you were nosy, you also saw the page his lady made featuring the details and the registries. I may have gotten a gift for them anonymously…. don’t worry, it was cheap. I’m not a baller like Cory.

Times Forum Arena

Oh and we stopped by the beach too! The Tampa Bay arena was freaking awesome, namely because it looks like people actually care about hockey in Tampa. In fact, I accidentally found the town's hockey bar, Hat Tricks, which was fairly close to the arena. They had some neato jerseys and all things Lightning of course. Afterwards I had a beer downtown but didn't experience much. It was raining, surprise, and I didn't know what to look for. The next day, I stopped by the arena and got my hands on some cool tees for $10 each. The Tampa bay store was about double the size of the Flames store. Odd, no? I enjoyed myself on the beach a little before hopping on a flight that went through limbo. AKA I slept at the airport and got to enjoy the floor below a chair and listen to the nice recording of the shuttle message opening every three minutes. I was indeed a grumpy gus the next day where I had to haul buns to catch up. My next run was to Canton, Ohio. Nothing cool about it. I ran with a coworker to save expenses, eventually getting back to Minneapolis on another run.

Tampa Bay!

Wahoo I got a St. Louis Blues shirt at the airport, it's basically the exact same shirt as my Calgary Flames shirt. I don't mind because I like that shirt a lot, a non ridiculous pink shirt with rhinestones or whatever bullshit they think women fan's want. I swear, it's a circus trying to find a decent looking/fitting women's hockey shirt. I mentally made a note of all of the teams in which I have a souvenir shirt of. Detroit Chicago St. Louis Anaheim Los Angeles Vancouver Minnesota Calary Ottawa New York R. Pittsburgh Washington Okay, so I haven't been to Washington or Ottawa, but the shirts looked cool as fuck and I couldn't resist. I'm on my way to Iowa by way of Chicago Midway for my next run to Fort Myers, Florida. I've never been there before so I don't know what to expect, but I'm just happy to finally do a run that isn't to the west coast. I needed a game changer. The flight back to Minneapolis was far cheaper out of Tampa so I got a rental car for the day. I'm exicted to see the Tampa Bay Lightning arena as it was an arena I never expected to see any time soon.I wish I could run into Steve Yzerman! Afterwards I have no idea, but I do know that I'm going to run hard for the next three weeks. It's almost time for my annual birthday trip across Texas and so I want to be comfortable enough to take a week off and still have the $ to have fun. I'm hoping I can get a run to Vancouver since obviously, I want to load up on the Cory Schneider sale! That reminds me, I found a Cory Schneider action figure due out in August. I can already tell bad things will happen. Vanessa

Post Dated Back When This Shit happened.

I cannot even believe my Cory Schneider got traded to fucking New Jersey. I am gonna go die now.

Three Weeks of Updates in One Little Post

Well shit on me, I haven’t updated in some time. I guess that’s because I’m an idiot who decided to overbook myself with work that all fell apart at some time. Here is a good summary of what has happened sense:

 

Montreal, QC.

What fun! I got to stop in Detroit and take my grammy and aunt Eva to a Red Wings game. It was such an honour to take my grandmother to a Red Wings game, because she loves the hell out of them. I guess you could say she is the reason I am a Red Wings fan. They won too, and as you know, make the playoffs! That was a close one, phew!

Montreal is interesting, because I don’t know a lick of French. The Couche-Tard gas station made me laugh my fucking ass off. HAHA. I didn’t get to see the Centre Bell, as I was out of time.

I take the train down to my apartment in Beacon, NY and visit the ole ball and chain, my ginger man Marshall. Then I fly out to Minneapolis and fetch my next trip.

San Diego, CA.

Freak snow storm in MAY in Colorado. Highway is shut down. I get stranded in Denver waiting for the highways to reopen. Because of this, I have to wake up at 4am two days in row to make devliery on time. San Diego is nice, I find a VANCOUVER CANUCKS HOCKEY BAR! Watched them lose game 2, unforunately.

Orange County, CA.

RV breaks down in Denver. I am taken off the run, with no way out. I am told there is an RV in Las Vegas needing to be taken an hour south of Calgary, AB. So, I get a rental car and haul ass. Along the way, I stop at the Arches National Park in Moab, Utah. Got some great photos and saw such gorgeous structures. Too bad I didn’t have much time, so I have to move quick and don’t see everything I wanted to see. I haul ass going 80mph to Vegas, and drop off the rental car in the nick of time before they charge me for day number two. Yup, I’m a cheap ass.

High River, AB.

I get my RV and camp out for the night at the Orleans Hotel and Casino which allows overnight parking for large vehicles. I watch in horror as my Vancouver Canucks get swept by the San Jose Sharks. And sadly enough, even in Vegas, someone shows up at the last 3 minutes of the game to heckle me. This fat ass mesh tank top wearing motherfucker. What a cunt. I still love you, Canucks.

I head out the next day for High River, Alberta. I’ve never gotten to see most of I-15, so I’m on my toes in excitement at new lands. I stay in Ogden, UT and Great Falls, MT, then make delivery Friday. Catch the shuttle to Calgary, and hang out at Craft Beer Bar downtown to watch my Red Wings steal game 6 and force the game 7 that I predicted! A guy that looks like James Van Der Beak hits on me, haha. He was nice but I had a date with the airport for my nap. I find a Calgary Flames Team Store at the airport, but it’s closed. So, I snap some photos and cozy up on a seat for bed. Also, I saw the Scotiabank Saddledome from afar. I have too much luggage to walk up there and snap pics.

Wake up at 4:30am, and here I am now on a flight to Dallas. I’m so excited about the Red Wings game 7 tomorrow. I’m heading to Des Moines on Monday, then Coquitlan, BC on Tuesday.  Also, please welcome Moose #2, Jacques Moose! I picked him up at the Flying J in London ON, where I purchased Pierre Moose.

Vanessa X.