My Cory Schneider Got Married

Cory Schneider got married on July 26 in Cape Cod. My heart shed a few tears that day. I wasn’t feeling too good about myself and I feel like seeing my hockey babe getting married was just a further reminder that my life is going nowhere. I’m still desperate to sell my ginger romance novel and get my comedy career underway, but I don’t have good luck in anything. I wonder what other Canucks were there. Not gonna lie, I was nosy and googled “Cory Schneider wedding”. If you were nosy, you also saw the page his lady made featuring the details and the registries. I may have gotten a gift for them anonymously…. don’t worry, it was cheap. I’m not a baller like Cory.